What if, instead of Lockdown, we had lockjaw,
Some viral way to shut the fuckers up,
Those Tory trolls who think that, if they shock more,
This fills to brimming o’er life’s joyful cup?
What if, to spread the lockjaw, we had locksmiths
To padlock all these wankers gob to arse?
Would we be spared the bastards shit filled crocks if
We centipeded them & their whole class?
What if, on top of locksmiths, we had lockets
Containing pictures of those we hold dear
They wouldn’t contain clowns in rich men’s pockets.
I trust that I’ve now made the whole thing clear.