Plague Songs - When They Made A Scarecrow Pharaoh / by Rich Hobbs

When they made a scarecrow Pharaoh

    I no longer really cared,

Though the smile cut in his pumpkin head

    Was already turning mushy,

The straw stuffing his rich, bejewelled robes

    Was sodden with the damp it soaked up 

        From the flooded throne room floor

And when they tried to move him

    Dead mice fell by the dozen from his golden cuffs.

And the seeds of rye that padded out

    His fat pharaonic arse

Became peppered with a bloom of ergot

    Which sent spoors into the granaries

        Borne by the gritty winds

Thereafter sending the whole Middle Kingdom

    Mad.

But I found it hard to feel a thing beyond

    A begrudging sort of boredom.

That said, after the termites ate the 

    Heka and Nekhakha

The courtiers bodged to give Pharaoh a backbone

    To prop his scarecrow corpse up

And he folded and collapsed 

    In dust and compost,

I might have then half smiled.

For at that very instant

    a murder of crows flew in from roosts beyond the Sphinx

        and with a certain irony

Built nests amidst the wreckage.