Nadine Dorries hears
Of Culture, reaches for her
Sick bag; legislates.
Carrie Antoinette
Leaves her namesake in breadcrumbs,
Entitlement-wise.
Honestly! I mean!
Suella Braverman? No!
Not possible!
Michael Fabricant
Randomly haunts Satan’s dreams.
The Evil One farts.
Lord Frost, gnarled beetroot,
Ham red inconceivable,
Slapstick Jacobin.
Priti Patel has
A Milgram Experiment
Seething in her head.
In short, these Tories
Ratchet up Madness simply
Blindsiding The Void.
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Monotonous Monorhyme
Sir Keir Starmer
No drama
Unalarmer,
Worm charmer,
Seems calmer
Than dead lama.
Bad karma?
Dull Dhama,
A Dustbowl farmer.
Selfharmer?
Just embalmer
Is Keir Starmer,
No Obama
He.