Plague Songs - Cartoon Animal / by Rich Hobbs

There’s a smirking cartoon animal

From off of Kid’s TV

    On a pastel coloured plaster on your chest

But if you wash too often

Its edges start to pucker

    And eventually it drifts off in the scum.

There’s some scowling cartoon animals

On the ducal coat of arms

    Tattooed over the scab the plaster hid.

The scab is black and crusty

Like a dried hard dirty pan

    And you tease its corners with your fingernails.

And the scab’s big as a grapefruit

And it softly tears away

    To expose a deep and ancient open wound

That’s pustular and seeping

And goes down to the bone

    And you can barely look at it, but must.

Then you’ll see the crosshatching of scars, 

The tissue start to split

    And that’s England, that is, hewn into your chest

By a millennium of conquest,

Dispossession, theft and lies,

    And festering with gangrene in your heart.

So best go to the biscuit tin

Where we keep the first aid

    With a Cotswold Cottage printed on the lid

And get an aspirin like a Smartie

And another pastel plaster

    With smirking cartoon animals from off of Kid’s TV.