“Supersize me!
Supersize me!
Dupe a group to be downsized! Wheee!
Mea culpa wisely,
Hoop a prize, the
Thrill when ships of troops capsize! Flee
Snoops! Arise! Free
Cooped-up guys! Be
Cock-a-hoop you will demise, see?
Supersize me!
Supersize me!
Supersize me!
SUPERSIZE ME!”
The trainee flinches
Death cranes forward
Drools from long, tan teeth,
Sugar rush flashes yellow
In the sockets where the
Spiralling eyes should be
“SUPERSIZE ME!
SUPERSIZE ME!
SUPERSIZE ME!
SUPERSIZE ME!
I’ll have the Second Wave
With extra flies.”