Have you done the Covid Test
The Covid Test
The Covid Test
Have you done the Covid Test
I did one just last week
Had the shits and a fever too
100! Phew!
In bed! Who knew?
To be safe & be thoughtful too
I ordered one online
I’ve had Covid but you don’t know
Another throw
Could strike me low
So best to give a test a go
It turned up the next day
Stuck a swab straight down my throat
Past my tongue’s moat
Gagged like a goat
Then stuck it up my nose to coat
The swab in mucal slime
We bagged it up - this wasn’t easy
Feeling queasy
And slightly wheezy
My guts churning like the Zambesi
And then posted it back
My Covid Test was negative!
I’d been a div!
But now I’d live!
For such a chance, what would they give,
All those they never tested?
They never had a Covid Test
Were not blessed
Were second-guessed
And so were sent unto their rest
Thousands upon thousands
By liars, cranks, cowards and thieves
A family grieves
A mourner leaves
Death ever gathers in the sheaves
Just never forget.