Plague Songs - At The Warhol / by Rich Hobbs

The Art Cathedral’s now reopened

And us lax sinners are admitted, slowly,

To the shrine, to gawp in studied reverence

At massive icons, now familiar as fossils,

Every last shocking atom of warm splattered flesh

Long since replaced by cold, hard sedimentary rocks of awe.

Improving catechisms on the walls remind us

Why we genuflect, and they’ve even done a reliquary 

    By the exit, full of Andy’s Wigs.

Though, shuffling in our masks,

It also starts resembling 

A bad Venetian Carnival,

Put on by a prosaic doge,

Slashing costs in Plague Time,

The kind of Saturnalia

No one ever yearned for

In high dreams as they queued up

Outside of Studio 54

    Buzzing in a blizzard.

Still, on the way there, Compostela-ing 

Towards the station, I mentioned how,

Back in the 70s, it seemed for weeks 

The nation was convulsed with rage

About a show on ITV profiling Warhol;

Mrs Whitehouse and the McWhirter Twins

Armed to their crooked teeth with righteousness

Behind their barricades of bibles, 

Battling for our souls to guard

Our morals from this Tide of Filth -

    What we had, when I was young,

    Instead of on-line lynch mobs

    Gibbeting each fresh affront

    To everyone’s hairtrigger tears.

Rose sighed and with facetious genius said

“I wish that I could go back to the 70s,

The Time Before Lies.” I laughed.

“They lied then too,” I lied.