Plague Songs - World Beating (or – Boris Johnson’s Wet Dream) / by Rich Hobbs

I wanna be a 

    World beater,

A

    World beater

A

    World Beater

A

    Woad Botha

    Veldt Pouter

A

    White Buddha

And a

    World beater

And though I’m just a 

    Wet bleater

A    

    Warped boaster 

A

    Windy Bunter

My

    Wild banter

Gonna make me a

    World beater

A

    World breeder

Whose

    Whack butter

Soaks

    Wank blotters 

Gonna be a  

    World beater

A fucking

    World beater

A

    World belter

Who 

    Would batter

The

    World, bladdered

And make the

    World bleed

Until the

    World’s bitter

And the 

    Welts blister

Cos I’m a

    World beater

A

    World Beater

    World Beater

    World beater

Who’s gonna beat that sorry World red, white

    Black and blue.