Plague Songs - Pandemic Porn / by Rich Hobbs

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Thumb through our “AHHHHH!” NUMBERS!

LOCK DOWNS! MASKS! FUR, LOW!

    Phwoar!

Cummings cummings cummings cummings CUMMINGS!!

    There ought to be a law!

What’s that, mate? 

Been stuck indoors too long?

You yearn for something truly squalid?

Look, come back here; we got the really nasty stuff

    Galore!

Snuff movies, mate. A million of em. Gonna float your boat?

    There ought to be a law.