Dirty Nasty Lockdown
Come lads! What’s wrong with Lock Down?
Perfect time to wind the clock down
We’re kings now! Wear an ad hoc crown!
Beyond the gaze of coppers! Mock Down
Syndrome kiddies! Wear a frock! Drown
Stray cats in the pond! Sjambok brown
Bastards steal our jobs, then knock down
20 pints and get yer cock down
Yer best mate’s throat, then get it pocked brown
Bumming all your pets!
Phwoar!
That’s Lock Down!