Plague Songs - The Kind Anthropologist / by Rich Hobbs

Turkey vultures are still roosting there beneath the broken dome

And the shaman shuffles once again across the dusty ground

Arranging rows of old tin cans, each one representative

Of a former state and into each of which he starts to drop

With jerky deliberation, from his shrivelled, filthy mouth

Sucked m&ms, lilac and pink, guided by the ritual,

Slyly slugging dark brown hooch with every freshly filled mouthful

From a dirty jam jar that he keeps behind the altar stone,

Before which now the children, pimped in tattered fancy dress,

Move round and round in a lacklustre dance, their sullen chanting

Quite imperceptible above the rustling of the vultures

Who yawn, primping their feathers. The shaman starts to ululate

And hops from foot to foot and shakes a broken old broom handle

Wrapped around in silver tinsel and scratched with simple symbols,

The meaning of which even he’s forgotten.

The Kind Anthropologist is jolted from her daydreams

By her assistant’s sudden snore, so elbows him to wake him

As the whole performance has been staged entirely just for them

Plus the benefit of Science so she hisses in his ear:

“We’re almost at the part when the children get to kill the duck!”

She smiles at the filthy brats now lining up beneath the shrine,

An old, ruined edifice of rubble, straw and plastic bags.

And even though, in broken badlands way beyond the beltway

In pockets of tribal settlements pocked across the prairie

They whore after their different gods, she still feigns fascination

For these strange old traditions, and despite the screaming boredom

On the faces of the children now handed cutthroat razors,

She blinks politely when she takes the duck’s still warm, downy head

From the gnarled, dirty fingers of the gap toothed, gurning shaman

As furtively she starts chewing on khat.