The World outside is frightening,
But you might get struck by lightning
Don’t wanna spend Xmas in bed
Let it spread let it spread let it spread!
The smiles on the kiddies’ faces
As nobody tracks and traces
And Gran and her carer are dead
Let it spread let it spread let it spread!
We tried out herd imm-un-ity
And snogged neath the mistletoe
Decimating our comm-un-ity
And now it won’t even snow!
This year we’ve no tree – we’re spruceless
And the Government is useless,
These leaders are as toxic as lead
Let it spread let it spread let it spread
And because he’s stuck in lockdown
Santa’s not on his way
So we’ve started knocking the hock down
By drinking til Boxing day!
And though we’ll try to feel perky
We’ve all been stuffed like turkeys
But without the Brussels! So, unfed,
Let it spread left it spread let it spread!