You know the one!
He’s off the telly!
Does sidekick stuff! The light relief!
And now he’s giving proper wellie
To all those wokes who bring us grief.
Who do I mean?
Well educated!
Goes on Twitter! Speaks his mind!
His column’s being syndicated.
He’s got the common touch, you’ll find.
Won’t take it from
No SJW!
Patriotic, not too grand
He’ll back you should a leftie trouble you
And now he needs a helping hand.
A brand new party!
Proper backing!
From hedgies just like you and me
To help him send the woke scum packing
And help to set the people free!
He’s off the telly!
He’s proper famous!
He’s also got a famous dad!
If we back him who would blame us?
Come on! He did that teabag ad!
You must know him!
This is too much!
He’s famous! He’s been on TV!
He’s posh but got the common touch,
Plus, he is his own chimpanzee!
Did the teabags!
Does loud hooting!
Really apey! Really rocks!
The ape bit might affect recruiting?
All right then! We’ll use Laurence Fox...