Plague Songs - Team Song / by Rich Hobbs

You put your tender in!

You drive your rivals out!

You send in your consultants

When the money’s thrown about!

You put the Hokey-Covid 

In your Turnover

    That’s what it’s all about!

Whooooaaaaaaa! Hokey-hokey-Covid!

Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Hokey-hokey-Covid!

Phwaaaoooooor! Hokey-hokey-Covid!

Knees bent

Boots filled

Ra-ra-ra!

You drive the numbers up!

You keep the proles locked down!

Send in more consultants

Who can go to town

Getting the Hokey-Covid 

In our Turnover

    That’s what it’s all about!

Phwoooooaaaaaaar! Hokey-hokey-Covid!

Phheeeeeeeeeeeeew! Hokey-hokey-Covid!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hokey-hokey-Covid!

Lungs clogged

Boots filled

Ra-ra-ra!

We’ll fuck up track and trace

But everything is fine!

The ‘R’ rate’s on the rise

But so’s the bottom line!

We’ve got the Hokey-Covid 

In our Turnover

    That’s what it’s all about!

Seeeeeeeeeeeeerco-key-hokey-Covid!

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiido-key-hokey-Covid!

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeerco-key-hokey-Covid!

Chums in

Boots filled

Ra-ra-ra!